When you see a cow on a field, so you run over to it and dickslap it, but it turns out it was Emilie dressed as a cow the entire time.
"I was having the time of my life slapping cows with my nuts yesterday, but it turned out it was a girl doing a klam Emilie"
by Jennefar April 05, 2022
Emily Johnson candice this candice that
by but Candice Be us March 03, 2022
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A beautiful English girl with a big heart who makes your heart skip a beat when you realize you're lucky enough to share her space
Your Friend: Who is that girl over there? Should I go talk to her?
You: That's Emily Stott, she's too good for you man
Your Friend: Damn you're right
You: That's Emily Stott, she's too good for you man
Your Friend: Damn you're right
by matouille March 24, 2024
Emily T is a tennis ho, who likes to spank older men with her rackets. She goes for tall daddies, who sometimes happen to be her teacher. She’s into playing with people named chase, and she’s in love with Krzysiu.
by rybread400 September 19, 2019
stinky little poobags. Have you ever met a Jess and Emily before? You haven’t? Well that surely is a gift from god. These people are stinky and they make slander like saying I had a dream hand thing when like Jess did too and like saying my music taste is shit and basic when they used to be BTS stannies and still listen to black pink. Shush you’re both white. If you ever meet a Jess or an Emily in your life, make sure to run the other way because they will lure you in with their duo magnetic hot girl force as they’re always seen together and you will initially think that they’re both conjoined twins. To Jess and Emily: you’re lucky that you’re the only two people for eachother because that’s all you’re gonna get cause you’re *redacted*. Ily❤️❤️❤️
Guy 1: yo who the hell are those two they look like theyre prematurely stuck together…but like they’re kinda hot
Guy 2: it’s better you don’t know.
Guy 1: why? What’s their names?
Guy 2: Jess and Emily
Guy 1: *implodes*
Guy 2: it’s better you don’t know.
Guy 1: why? What’s their names?
Guy 2: Jess and Emily
Guy 1: *implodes*
by DontAngerMeIllExplodeYourBalls October 01, 2022
emily is the most energetic person i know, her commitment to things are 110% no matter what and she is so amazing at climbing. i can see emily winning something big!
by itsnuts7 October 10, 2021