The dumbfuck tree

A tree that people think you fell off when you do something stump stupid.

Who needs friends when yours fell off the dumbfuck tree.

One who takes nourishment from the dumbfuck tree can only be stump stupid.

'I can't believe those people are trying to get away with that. What, do they think just fell off the dumbfuck tree?!'

by FrostbiteFlats February 5, 2025

The Unwise And Mystical Tree

Retard

The Unwise And Mystical Tree is here

by UnwiseAndMysticalTree February 26, 2024

I love trees

Alright, don't pay attention but I think it means something with suicide, hanging out with the trees..

Bob: I love trees so much I'd hangout with them!!1

*next day*

Billy: where is bob? I heard he was a bit suicidal..

by Mrsfishtaco November 30, 2023

Palm Tree

/pä(l)m trē /

(noun)

1. The first image that comes after the show proper.

2. The cause of the rage of the audience; something that stir up anger among viewers.

Palm Trees (plural)

(verb)

1. To prevent the continuous progress of an event or activity; to get in the way.

Palm Tree usages:

(Noun) The palm trees in the ending credits swayed gracefully, as if savoring the taste of the viewers' misery.

(Verb) Just when the main characters were about to make up, they were palm-treed by a surveillance drone.

by Miya_nyan March 26, 2021

meme tree

Where memes grow and are born.

We planted a meme tree and reaped it's bountiful internet-based subsistance.

by Examen November 30, 2017

Breathing burning trees

Suffering because of someone else's actions. can also be used in past and present tense

"My boss gets on my nerves! Guess I'm stuck breathing burning trees until I get out of this job".

by CaptainHotPocket September 30, 2022

Tree climber

a girl who only ever goes for boys taller than her

friend 1: “have you noticed that girl rachel has only dated guys that are taller than her?”
friend 2: “yeah shes a real tree climber”

by BrieKayeD. April 26, 2023