Clown Big

When something is so abnormally large that it's funny.

"Did you see how big her ass was? It was clown big."
"Dammit Dave, I told you to stop styling your hair like WAM! Now it's clown big. You look clown big gay!"

by salesgirl December 23, 2008

Clown clap

A silly disease.

Shorty got the clown clap.

by Juggernaut20 June 6, 2017

Blow the Clown

Verb: Eating or going to McDonald's.

I'll be there shortly but first I need to make quick stop to blow the clown.

by Angry Harry November 30, 2020

Clown Gangbang

When you have glitter on your face and someone asks you how you got it.

Hey, why have you got glitter on your face? Oh, I was just in a clown gangbang.

by The Frostiest Of Jacks October 20, 2020

Funny Clown

The act of ejaculating in a woman's mouth, then making her laugh so she spits it out!

"Man, I had the best night last night, I gave my girlfriend the best funny clown! She spat my load everywhere!"

by TheActualBatman! November 13, 2012

Muhammed My Clown

He's a very lovely and a beautiful boy, he's so kind so heartwarming and he's the best. If you want to know what's close to perfection look at him and you'll know it and everyone loves him he's sad sometimes but he will be happy again, just have hope my beloved husband.

Me to anyone I see: Have you seen Muhammed My Clown lately? He's my everything.

by Your clown August 19, 2021

Clown shoe mother fucker

Wanna be bass tournament angler that has a jersey full of sponsors giving him a 10% discount. Also has a wrapped truck and not that he paid for himself.

look at that clown shoe mother fucker at the fruit jar wearing a jersey.

by @basswd April 14, 2018