A taboo arrangement between two or more men, designed with the intention to provide cooling relief during sweltering weather.
The procedure involves one person providing another with a chilled 5 litre (or higher volume) goon bag of standard "classic" white wine.
The recipient discards the outer cardboard box and proceeds to hold the chilled bladder to their testicles, gooch and vas deferens area for approx 8 to 10 minutes, in an attempt to cool their pipework.
Once sufficiently cooled the recipient commences to shower what is expected to be a cold stream of urine over the other party, rapidly reducing their core body temperature.
It must be noted that no monetary payment is required for a Cool Tony as it is intended and understood that the goon bag of chilled "classic" white is in itself payment for the deed.
The procedure involves one person providing another with a chilled 5 litre (or higher volume) goon bag of standard "classic" white wine.
The recipient discards the outer cardboard box and proceeds to hold the chilled bladder to their testicles, gooch and vas deferens area for approx 8 to 10 minutes, in an attempt to cool their pipework.
Once sufficiently cooled the recipient commences to shower what is expected to be a cold stream of urine over the other party, rapidly reducing their core body temperature.
It must be noted that no monetary payment is required for a Cool Tony as it is intended and understood that the goon bag of chilled "classic" white is in itself payment for the deed.
by Broke Aristocrat January 3, 2025
Get the Cool Tonymug. This phrase belongs to the OG - A.Mulder
This phrase generally is another way of saying ok or cool but it’s also to keep a convocation dryer than Cape Town interesting
This phrase generally is another way of saying ok or cool but it’s also to keep a convocation dryer than Cape Town interesting
Friend: is it ok if I bring a friend to the dinner?
A.Mulder: Cool Bananas 🍌
Or
A.Mulder: tell me the time of the game so I can watch
Friend: I will
A.Mulder: cool bananas 🍌
A.Mulder: Cool Bananas 🍌
Or
A.Mulder: tell me the time of the game so I can watch
Friend: I will
A.Mulder: cool bananas 🍌
by A.Mulder May 12, 2018
Get the Cool Bananasmug. 
by 3976ty8hui August 14, 2010
Get the Cool your juice.mug. When you’re space is cool but you keep the air conditioner(s) running because you hate the fucking heat and humidity.
“Dad, it’s pretty cool in here, should I turn the AC down?”
“Fuck that. I’m spite cooling this bitch”.
“Fuck that. I’m spite cooling this bitch”.
by Glorth2 July 12, 2023
Get the Spite Coolingmug. by CoolKidzzzz1234 January 7, 2019
Get the Cool Kidmug.