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A jacob

When you have mixed feelings for someone😘💦 or 😤😒
I think I have a jacob for someone
by Sarah.k April 30, 2017
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Jacob

A hot ass guy who will always make you blush and look like Bob the tomato. He's sweet and funny as hell but very dirty minded and makes a lot of dark jokes. He may seem dorky but he's a total freak in the sheets. He's a total chad and even though he thinks he's mid, he's literally the finest man you'll ever meet.
Woah did you see Jacob in those grey sweatpants? He sure ruffles my feathers and makes my loins loin!!!
by blanketsheetsdick December 12, 2024
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Jacob

The baddest white nigg- to ever rome the earth. He will take the baddest hoes right in front of you. Watch out for a jacob
Uh oh, there's jacob, better hide my girl dawg
by Jacummm May 26, 2023
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Jacob

A person that is like the devil himself. A person so selfish, that anything you give him, he keeps for himself, and is just PLAIN stupid!
Jacob, why are you soo annoying!!
by heyaguys167! October 29, 2019
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Jacob

A cum soaked hoe who looks like Bobby Shurda
Did you see how much cum was on Jacob!!
by #1 PM Player in SA February 3, 2022
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Jacob

That one fat kid that you see around school. Nothing special about him other than he's fat.
"Holy shit why is the ground shaking?!"
"Don't worry that's just Jacob walking down the hallway"
by Lardext May 29, 2020
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jacob

a bi-sexual male known for looking like edna and loves dogs dressed in g-strings. He looks like a typical pedo and has pizza every night cause his family is to lazy to cook
oi look its "Jacob" he must have sex with dogs
by the bois r back September 19, 2018
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