The best day at any school. On this day, you can get 1997% free ham sandwiches!
There is a limit to how many you can eat, though. If you eat too many, you will be BANNED FROM FREE HAM SANDWICH DAY. Susie learned the hard way.
There is a limit to how many you can eat, though. If you eat too many, you will be BANNED FROM FREE HAM SANDWICH DAY. Susie learned the hard way.
Susie: “You have been unbanned from free ham sandwich day.”
Enemy: Wow... Nobody’s ever said that to me before!
Enemy: Wow... Nobody’s ever said that to me before!
by PlassyVanni February 4, 2022
Get the Free Ham Sandwich Daymug. A baked potato that has been sliced open, directly farted in, and then closed again to seal in flavor.
by Dutch Sandwitch April 16, 2018
Get the Double Irish with a Dutch Sandwichmug. a delicious crispy iceage formula made by xpozr: ingredients : 1x mammif tusk, 2x sliced white bread or multitusk, 1x squirt of tomato sauce+lettuce and various other nutritions
hey mum can i please have a bite of that delicous looking goodness you have apon your shiney plate?, sure son how about you suck my tusks aswell.
by mammif hunter January 22, 2003
Get the mammif tusk sandwichmug. Boy: Yo, I woke up early this morning with that bitch right next to me and I was like 'yo I'm horny, bitch make me a ham egg and cheese sandwich.'
Bitch: Okay.
Bitch: Okay.
by life guru May 10, 2010
Get the ham egg and cheese sandwichmug. Catch phrase used by Mumfred the Magician on Sesame Street to cast his magic trick spells, in lieu of Ala-kazam or Presto
Ala Peanut Butter Sandwiches! (much smoke ensues and a horse appears with a chicken head, children discuss)
by J. Mo August 27, 2003
Get the Ala Peanut Butter Sandwichesmug. Someone who is not altogether in the mental sense; nevertheless someone who can be considered a blundering dumbass.
Dude 1: Why is that guy rolling little pieces of crap into shapes?
Dude 2: I believe he is "a few sandwiches short of a picnic" better let him be.
Dude 2: I believe he is "a few sandwiches short of a picnic" better let him be.
by Nameless Here Forevermore July 16, 2008
Get the a few sandwiches short of a picnicmug. A sexual move that involves two women; the first is on her hands and knees receiving double penetration while giving oral, while the other is laying belly down on her back, facing perpendicular, and is also receiving double penetration while giving oral.
by Mr.SexualButter May 2, 2018
Get the Pound Town Sandwichmug.