a sloppy miguel

Taking a long sloppy drunken cab ride and having to the cabbie in sexual favors.

He pulled A Sloppy Miguel to get to his date last night.

by Sigarpill December 28, 2016

sir sloppy

A dickhead on Xbox

That dude we played with last night was a major sir sloppy.

by Teiculover January 18, 2017

Sloppy Gandalf

Spray of mucus and vileness producing films of desk fungus and cubical rot, often followed by moist nasal clearing.

Frumpy just sloppy gandalfed and needs a wet nap.

by Cubewarrior February 2, 2017

Sloppy Dallas

Gives head with mouth full of dip

“My girl gave me a sloppy Dallas yesterday”

by Mcnasty and thedoooo December 2, 2020

Sloppy Jaloppy

A women that's had many sexual partners in her 20s and claims that she still wants love in her 30s/40s

Men, don't settle for a Sloppy Jaloppy, she had her fun.

by Mr. LandeR December 4, 2020

sloppy hannah

A sloppy Hannah is when a curvaceous brunette girl forgets to put her clothes on before her zoom class.

Bro did you hear about sarah! she pulled a sloppy hannah in 3rd period

by Dirty Bryce December 7, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

When your girl gives you a blowjob with a mouth full of dip

Me: Yo bro my girlfriend gave me the Sloppy Dallas

Bro: You lucky cunt

by DavidRedmond December 16, 2020