Vaginal hat

A sexual act of putting your head into a woman’s vagina and literally wearing them as a hat

Yoo I was fucking this girl last night and she wanted to try the vaginal hat. Bruh she be kinky as fuck

by Joe smith117 January 16, 2018

Hard Hatting

Hard hatting is the act of defecating a particularly hard tip of a turd. Oftentimes, this is followed by super soft serve poop, or diarrhea.

Todd says, "Hey man, we gotta get going!"

Gary says, "Yeah, I'll get Bob out of the john."

Knock, knock, knock....

Gary says, "Hey Bob, we gotta get going!"

Bob says, "Hold on! I'm hard hatting in here!"

by Gnat Masterson January 23, 2023

hat block

When one wears a hat so you won't wear a hat like someone that you know or are related to.

He is going to imitate his father, time to hat block.

by Mr.Zogrebginald August 20, 2013

Magenta Hat Hacker

Magenta Hat Hackers are Men vs Pink Hat hackers are women. Maybe next year it can change. -2025

Magenta Hat hackers include a shade of grey or black added to pink hat.

by cxp1d January 04, 2025

do do hat

a do do hat is a different way of saying hijab, it is most commonly used by Australians, PLEASE ACCEPT THIS

frank: hey john, why does your wife wear that do do hat?
john: its part of her culture
frank: oh ok

by swaggerpimp February 27, 2019

smelly hat

the result of the fetish of defecating on someone's head.

I have a nice collection of smelly hat videos.

by cholo carwash February 04, 2011

cocksucker hat

Golfer hat, Irish cap, cheesecutter hat, Gatsby hat.

Hey look wade has a new cocksucker hat on..

by Awzum December 26, 2022