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Jake

A little bitch who steals all the girls when he gets mad. He usually has a big cock, and always wants to fuck.
Jake the big cock daddy sucked somebody else’s dick
by Cocks are niceeee March 3, 2020
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Jake

The biggest simp you will ever meet. He will like a girl then his best friend will like that girl too but the girl likes his best friend. They will start dating then Jake will jump of his top bunk and say “I’m gonna kill myself!”
Jake will never get a gf
by Robby Sheffield February 3, 2020
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Hug Jake

Hug anyone called Jake he might be your crush 😉
Hmmm...I really need a hug oh wait its national hug Jake day!
by Buttcheek bash November 13, 2019
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Pulling a Jake

When you've got a big test or assignment due, but call in sick until you're certain that though at-home study you'll get a good mark. Pulling a Jake also includes telling all your friends that you did bad in a test, only to receive the highest grade possible at a later date.
James: Why isn't Tom at school today?
Bob: I think he's pulling a Jake.
James: Yeah probably, and I bet that when he turns up he'll tell us he that he failed the test.
by AnonGuyILikePie July 1, 2014
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Plxyboi Jake

The Realest Geeker Known To Walk This Earth
“Man There Goes Plxyboi Jake, Always Geeked Off Some Sort Of Substance Smh”
by slayworldlenny July 29, 2021
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Jake

a guy who cant ever be there when you need him. He has people to do things for him.
Jake is kinda lazy.
by boogla September 7, 2020
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Jake

by Gossipgirlbwxoxo November 22, 2021
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