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Jake Hinson

a very sexy lad with black bits on his teeth
eee that is jake hinson
by JAMIE GAREY IS BIG January 20, 2020
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Jake

Jake is athletic, cute, hot, funny, nice. Jake is everything you would want in a guy. Jake’s tall and has the hottest body ever. His eyes are a beautiful brown. He’s the smartest guy I know. Hes the love of my life.
by Morgan_zoe7 April 20, 2021
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jake

Jakes arent the most good looking guys out there thats for sure but they are the most heartbreaking boys.They will steal you heart and never give it back.They are the best boyfriends to have they are always there for you when you need them.Jakes are funny kind and adventrous.They are also EXTREMLY COMPETTITIVE.Some times its cute sometimes its annoying.They love to cook stuff to show how good he is at it.Jakes are very sporty people,they commit to it 24/7 might be why they are such good boyfriends.Jakes brake your heart cause you dont want them to leave.
"why are you so upset about jake breaking up with you could do so much better than him anyway"
"because he was my everything"
by pie.... January 15, 2021
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Jake

A large pile of cats cum.
"David likes sticky Jake all over him"
by 3 6 9 February 19, 2019
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Jake

Means a very fat penis that is short and fat in Zimbabwean :) it also means chode in Ugandan
Damn boy that dude must have a Jake
by ItchyRick March 20, 2019
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Jake

An asshole who smokes and thinks he’s better than everyone else. He has brown possibly curly hair and thinks he is tough. He is a f-boy. He gets with girls for nudes.
Hey look it’s Jake *avoids him*
by I’d frick a creeper October 26, 2019
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Jake weight

The weight of one’s fast food order has either a positive or a negative “feel”.
The drive thru person handed me my order and I immediately knew by the jake weight that i had not ordered enough.
by Yeawhatever May 6, 2024
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