Jacob

Jacob is the meanest two faced bitch you will ever meet. He will act like he is into you and wants to be more than friends but he is secretly talking to 10 other hoes. He will talk bad about you behind your back and he will block you so he can pay attention to his other hoes. Jacobs are usually very attractive but their personality and inside is disgusting.

Omg what kind of person is he?
oh he's a Jacob.

by Madso June 25, 2020

jacob nicholas

he is a good friend, he gets all the ladies but has a tiny penis, he also likes old woman with incredibly saggy vagina's

Jacob Nicholas like saggie tits

by jeezo yunglee February 11, 2014

Jacob

A person that is the worst dude in the world that goes by the name KronicRL in fortnite and smells like my goats toe cheese after a saturday Goat Shit Stomping rally.

Yo have you seen Jacob play today?

by Mrfunnyguy10 October 3, 2020

Jacob

a 6'5 lebo boy with the biggest gap in his mouth, be careful tho bc he might like a person name johanna and not tell u abt it.

omg whos that? "it's that 6'5 lebo hunky boy jacob"

"im only looking at his gap in his teeth."

by klejuhdy8rliahn kWMB VI iJ October 25, 2022

Jacob

jacob is fat as fuck always has to say some dumb shit and has one of the darkest necks

me: jacob shut up

jacob: your mom haha

by realassniggashit April 23, 2020

Jacob Robbins

A guy with a teenie weenie

Man Jacob Robbins has a teenie weenie

by Bithcuihs July 1, 2018

Jacob

Jacob is the most amazing and handsome guy you'll ever meet, he will never fail to make you laugh. Just looking at this guy will make you wanna kiss him due to his perfect lips. If you’re lucky enough to be his girl, he’ll be incredibly loyal to you and will not let another girl even look in his direction. Sometimes he’s kinda retarded. You will never fail to get a good conversation out of him and get the best advice you’ve ever heard. Every girl wants a Jacob, and maybe they should get one. (But not mine). He’s great at basketball but won’t let anyone tell him. Did i mention he has a big dick? You cant walk around with him anywhere or else he’ll knock everything over with that long sword. He never fails to make you feel better either. He’s the perfect friend, and especially the perfect boyfriend. And you can always count on him.

Girl- “Dude did you see the way Jacob just kicked that girl in the face because she looked at him?”

Other girl- “yea he’s so loyal, his girl is lucky..”

I love jacob😍

by uhhhhidk.. December 9, 2023