jacob

eats toenails found on the floors of bathrooms, easily forgets i’m in his walls, smells nice, usually like fresh winter pine. sniffs babies heads for pleasure, thinks its normal to suck on grandmothers toes especially after their morning jogs. doesn’t understand the mechanics of sex. attempts to use tiktoks to flirt and it always works. down bad but never admits it. has a foot fetish and enjoys watching furry porn. attractive.

do you know that kid jacob?
the one who sniffs babies heads and licks grandma toes?
yeah that one.
no.

by calebs lovely girlfriend December 25, 2021

jacob

jacob a piece of shit that doesn’t know how to treat women right and only hurts them and goes behind their backs and blocks girls when he can’t handle his emotions and then comes running back when he realizes your the best he’s ever had and ever will have but then again he had a small dick so wasn’t really feeling it

jacob he has a 4 inch dick

by ajehekoeismebr December 26, 2021

Jacob

An amazing boyfriend and all around person that is always there when you need him. He didn't even mind that I was sucking a candy cane while typing this.

Jacob is hot as fuck.

by brookiecookie17 December 28, 2021

Jacob

Jacob is the gayest nigga your ever gonna meet. He’s gay asf and sucks hobo dick in the back alley next to his mom. He’s a big head ass Nigga and if your friends with him, kys.

Squidward: Hey it’s that gay emo nigga Jacob
Jacob: HOWD YOU KNOW?!

by latindevil77 January 23, 2022

Jacob Smith

A man that is funnier then Taylor Stanley and gets the most bitches in the world

Jacob smith snagged all the bitches from Taylor.

by Displexified January 25, 2022

Jacob

Jacob is the type of person who would sometimes be there for u, he will like u if ur very funny and just like him in a girl or boy, Jacobs are very attractive, They always try to look good everyday. Jacobs are very quiet but can be loud around people they like, They are not very social but somehow everyone knows them.

" I love Jacob"

by Guzemily January 25, 2022

Jacob Smith

Jacob Smith is a really hot attractive person. Jacob is the sweetest person ever and perfect. he off limits though lol take the L bozo.

Loser: “Who’s jacob smith again?”
Me: “Jacob Smith is like better than you basically”
Loser: “Oh. Thank you. I don’t know if I wanna be Jacob Smith or be WITH Jacob Smith”
Me: “Okay well get in line”

by SeggsHaver3000 January 25, 2022