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by poorfool808 May 31, 2018
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Mud-Onion Salad Toss

The Mud-Onion Salad Toss is a sexual act in which both partners make, and then mix, their shit together. One will then hand wank the other to completion with as much shit-mix on their hands as possible.
"Sorry if you can smell runny onions, lads. I was on that Mud-Onion Salad hype last night and didn't get a thorough scrub in this morning."

"Ever since that Mud-Onion Salad Toss, my dick skin has been silken and smooth!"
by TinfoilTaz December 9, 2021
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mud ghetto

The poorest rural living in developing countries where people make their housing primarily out of mud, dung, and other abundant, yet undesirable, materials.

An adobe brick is mud mixed with water and an organic material such as straw or dung. The soil composition typically contains sand, silt and clay.

Another type of mud ghetto is the Musgum mud huts in Cameroon. These particular houses are usually beehive in shape and interconnected to a larger more complex total system.

A mud ghetto isn't just the structure of the buildings, it's a way of life. Much like the project ghettos, or the ethnic ghettos that are pervasive in developed countries, the mud ghetto carries it's own legacy. One that can't be lost just by simply moving away from the mud ghetto.

High crime rates, abject poverty, a complete lack of infrastructure. No formal, or extremely unsuccessful formal education. Child labor is a given. The black market is the only thriving economy. A constant threat of gang, drug, police, or rebel violence is always lurking. The two parent household is the exception, not the rule. You know, the basics.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear that Richard Arellano moved back in with his parents right after he turned 31?!?!
Person 2: Oh, not surprising. That means they have like 5 generations living under one roof.

Person 1: I guess you can take the Mexican out of the mud ghetto but you can't take the mud ghetto out of the Mexican.
by AvantGarden July 17, 2018
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Canadian Mud Puddle

When you’re banging a girl doggystyle and just before you cum you pull out and finish by vigorously jerking off with a hockey glove lubed up with Maple Syrup right on her brown eye. You then repeatedly slap the head of your penis on her brown eye making it splash. You want the same effect as jumping in a puddle of water.
During our lunch break I took Nancy out to the car and was getting it in. She wouldn’t stop complaining that we were gonna be late to punch back in. So I gave her a Canadian Mud Puddle and left her there to clean up so I could go back to work.
by Artie J Saves December 5, 2025
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Muds my truck

“Man that really muds my truck!”
by Double Diesal April 17, 2022
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Mud-Job

A hand-job where shit is used as lubricant.
Your mom gave me a mud-job last night! It stunk!!
by Lipflinger_69 July 21, 2022
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mud spike

A common word for pooping in an area where there is no soil readily available, such as Antartica.
The professor grew a large mud spike outside his tent. It was froze solid in just two minutes!!
by Butch the fisherman June 25, 2003
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