The sexist man on Earth. Smart, compassionate, fun, caring, always honest, and loving. He has the body of a Greek God. He has muscles for days, and eyes you could get lost in. He is a good man, but also very naughty. He is truly one of a kind. If you're lucky enough to meet him, your life will be forever changed.
by Kazzy505 June 03, 2021
He's a strong minded caring sexy individual he likes long walks on the beach and acting swag you'll never catch a daniel acting sus even if your playing amogus.lol.
by PharohHater69 September 04, 2021
A ultra alpha male with a lucratively large horsecock. Every girls dream guy! He’s loved by every single person in his life. Ye that’s about it.
by Julius Mattson May 05, 2021
Man with many names, the man no one wanted but got. shorter than anyone you've ever met, and smoke big doints.
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by Ansh Chaudhari April 13, 2019
Greasy homeless Italian that ravages through trash and baths in his own grease. On most occasions he is found talking to fire hydrants about the mafia. His great grandpa was Al Ca fucking pone who deeply hated his side of the family.
by Whateverclever February 06, 2016
A man who get no girls but deserve them at all. The type of guy to say that trombones are the superior instrument, and he’s right. He walks with confidence, no matter the circumstance. Jerry has the persona of the grinch and the physique of a penguin.
by Nican September 18, 2022
by Spajky October 29, 2022