asshole

An unpleasant person who thinks they're better than you in any way.

Wow, I showed him my picture and he said his was better. he's such an asshole.

by loli big boobs July 3, 2015

fish asshole

when you take a fish from a pond and lick it’s asshole clean

i love eating fish asshole, she said. it’s a great pastime.

by ilovefishasshole April 23, 2018

Asshole

Skyler is an asshole

Man skyler is an asshole

by Goddamnstfu February 15, 2019

Asshole Widening

Retail slang: When you are at work (especially at a cashier position) and you get fucked (your asshole widened) by customer after customer, with no end in sight. This usually happens all at once because every customer needs to leave at the same fucking time I guess. It is not uncommon for dipshit customers to heckle you because they don’t have the intellect to understand that it being busy is not your fault.

Usually caused by short staffing or a bunch of uptight boomers coming in after church on Sunday morning.

1.
Me: Work tomorrow is going to be THE worst.

Friend: Why is that?

Me: Tomorrow is Superbowl Sunday, or as its also known as: My annual asshole widening.

2.

Me: I’m going to go to the bathroom real quick. We have been getting our assholes widened for 3 hours straight and I am about to piss my pants Amazon style.

by danasp_42 May 12, 2021

asshole._.666

Is a loser person, probably that goes to private school and a bully. They are jealous of everything and will never amount to anything. They have a mean heart and will be poor forever

Asshole._.666 is a bully

by Bigsisteriswatchin April 19, 2019

Asshole

Savannah

Savannah is a asshole

by Savvvvvvv March 28, 2020

Asshole

A person who doesn't show feelings or respect for other people. Someone easier to hate than to like. But can also just be used for someone ignorant and careless

You don't even care you cost me $$$ for the damage you did to my Xbox asshole

by Cinnamon jake September 8, 2016