Now the tuxedos seem kinda fucked up

In sports terms, the precise moment when you realize why that promising call-up from the minor leagues was in the minor leagues in the first place.

Inspired by Step Brothers (2008). Applicable to any team or a group dynamic.

Third-string goalie pitches a shutout in his first game, then gets lit up in his second game.

“Now the tuxedos seem kinda fucked up.”

by ApathyInaction May 10, 2025

dumb fuck

JOSH JONES

Josh Jones saying that he's smart. Hence dumb fuck

by theepineapple32 April 14, 2019

Fuck of Luck

When something bad happens but something good happens as a result.

My flight was cancelled but American Airlines gave me a $500 voucher and rebooked my flight for the same day. That was a fuck of luck.

by mamahonchohayes June 7, 2022

fucked

Amber hazel

Holy man, Amber is fucked in the head!

by random girl from ns March 19, 2019

fuck up fractal

Fractal of fuckup that permeates everything from nano to mega.

Everything I see is fucked up coworker It's the damn fuck up fractal again!

by Fractal meister February 7, 2025

fuck

A slang term derived from "food truck", often used humorously in the context of Deadpool's iconic chimichanga food truck, emphasizing a casual or irreverent attitude toward street food.

After binge-watching Deadpool, I can't stop craving some good fuck from that chimichanga truck!

by Emotional Cruiser August 5, 2025

squirrely old fuck

An old dude on a meth bender who’s eyes usually point in different directions.

When I came outta my house this morning my car was sitting on blocks! I bet that squirrely old fuck from down the street stole my rims!

by Cocknocks July 13, 2022