Miami Pickle

The act of master-bating while inserting a pickle in your anus.

Stems from Eric Detiege, 47, of Tampa, was charged Sunday with exposure of sexual organs for the unappetizing display, according to the arrest affidavit obtained by the outlet.

The arresting officer was at the time responding to reports of a suspicious person.

He ultimately found Detiege on private premises “lying flat on his back, no pants or undergarments on his bottom half,” according to the document.

Detiege, according to the affidavit, “had his penis in one hand and a large uneaten pickle in his other hand” and “was using the pickle to penetrate his rectum while he was masturbating.”
Story From Yahoo News Story, “Florida man arrested for masturbating with a pickle on private property”

Don’t do the Miami Pickle in public.

by Bud Bug July 27, 2021

Pickle-Back

A sexual position where the man slides his “pickle” across his partner’s back.

Yo bro. I gave that girl a pickle-back last night.

by Johnny Aye August 6, 2021

pickle rick

thew cutest thing aqlive fr

asian man: hi
rick: IM PICKLE RICK *pulls out pickle rick fomr the show rick and morty anmd rick turnsd into puickle rick*

by picler reak February 18, 2022

Pickle head

Pickle head is used to describe someone as being a dumb, ignorant, or frustrating individual.

"Good Lord, he is such a pickle head"
"You are so pickle headed!"

by Spooky Duckz February 19, 2022

titty pickles

a gigachad with breasts so large no spiderman costume can contain them

"have you seen titty pickles titties?"
"you can't miss em"

by titty pickles February 25, 2022

Pickle jar

A Jar full of female pleasurable succulent pickles

The Pickle jar is a way to pleasure women or enjoy with your tuna sandwich from Panera

by Randomonium February 26, 2022

Pickled

(Verb) the action of pickles shittin on em

Damn bro did you see pickles pickled Coach mike today?

by Piiickle February 28, 2022