david long

If you have this name you are probably a gourmet foods teacher at a high school in northern Virginia with a widows peak, 4 o clock aftershave, fairly hairy arms, cargo pants and obsession with younger boys. If this man is your teacher hide your wangs in your pants and make sure not to pop a boner in class or else he might pop a boner in you.

David Long: If you want your phone your gonna have to see me after class young man.

by MonkeyLadie July 2, 2016

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Genitals Long, I Have Been Making It Whisssssssssstle <whiStle`~`whistlE> Through Psychosomaticulyu Fish Bones

Genitals Long, I Have Been Making It Whisssssssssstle <whiStle`~`whistlE> Through Psychosomaticulyu Fish Bones

by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025

long distance goatee

The long distance goatee is grown when a guy enters a long distance relationship with a girl who moves away. It's the intermediary to the break up beard and the guy will be able to grow in the sides of his face easily once she dumps him.

Joe grew a long distance goatee when his girlfriend moved to Reno. He new he was getting dumped soon so he wanted to be able to grow a beard at a moments notice.

by Waltz69 July 12, 2015

how long do bops live without internet

They live 3 to 5 day without internet

How long do bops live without internet? Not long

by Skr41 July 2, 2024

long one.

it's the long 4 square line from tetris.

Long One.

"oh look, it's the... Long one."

by ArcsinTan April 29, 2022

Long Yin

A student in Hong Kong with a lot of Rizz. No kidding. He gets all the girls.

That chick be simping for Our boy Long Yin.

by Axoluga October 16, 2023

long distance bae

Having a bae, even though it is long-distance. You may not get to see eachother at all. It takes alot of time, energy and money, but it's sometimes worth it.

Me: Are you still with Ashley?

Him: Yeah, we're trying to make our long distance bae thing work.

by TimFishyboy July 24, 2015