Mattress Monster

A Mattress Monster is a fat and or butt ugly broad who likes rough and dirty sex and is likely to be infected with multiple varieties of crotch rot.

Dude 1: "Hey man, that broad's hot. I'd do her so hard her grandmother would cum!"
Dude 2: "Oh man! That's sick, you couldn't pay me to stick my dick in that fucking mattress monster. She looks like the love child of Roseanne Barr and Caitlyn Jenner!

by Nubian_Mattress_Monster July 15, 2016

googie monster

someone who has consumed six or more pills in one night.

Holy shit, that guy doing the melbourne shuffle in the corner is such a googie monster nom nom nom

by nomnomnomilovegoogies December 22, 2009

sewer monster

A sexual position in which one party climbs inside a port-o-potty and has their partner sit on the toilet seat while the first party performs oral sex from inside the toilet

"Dude ..Brad smells like shit."
"I know, he just got done giving Angela a Sewer monster"
"Gross"

by AnOcelot July 28, 2020

Monster

Being really f*cking good at something.

Damn, you just hit that 7 man on screen? You're a f*cking monster.

by Lowbow July 22, 2015

Denim Monster

Any man or woman that dresses head to toe in denim (often in multiple layers).

Did you go to the rodeo at the fairgrounds the other day?

There were Denim Monsters everywhere.

by Greenhans33 June 10, 2022

Tickle Monster

Me. I am the tickle monster.

P1: Hey have you heard of the tickle monster?

Me: Uh yeah that's me!

by yourmomkisserr July 31, 2023

Elo monster

Someone who purposely makes you or your team lose to make you go down in rankings

He is a elo monster

by Zachariah Cornelius October 5, 2025