jake

a cutie bum if you will. definitely plays his pc lower to the ground.

that guy jake is too good at pc games

by greenroommm November 23, 2021

Jake

Some gay firefighter or something

“I really wanna put my peepeee in Jake.”

by Sloppiboi December 16, 2018

Jakeing it

Someone who plays dirty in letter league, placing random letters to achieve the maximum points while destroying the board until it’s unplayable

I’m boutta start jakeing it. This board sucks

by Not shob September 25, 2025

Jake From State Farm

That punk assed bitch who calls late night flirting with you about hooking up in some khakis

That muhfucka who was shot in the ass by my homeboy for callin’ his chick at 3 in the morning, yeah that was Jake from State Farm.

by DVillan October 11, 2020

Jake

Jake is that hot looking guy who every girl falls head over heels for. He is usually tall dark and handsome and very athletic. He acts like a right perv and basically treats girls like he treats tissues. He uses them then throw them away. He will sweep any girl of there feet and is as popular as fozen. If ever you fall for him don't because he is just another fuck boi.

Person 1) "ooo look at him. He is fit as"
Person 2) "dont fall for him its a jake"

by Alittlebee July 14, 2019

Jake

The kid who won’t stop playing Rocket League

Damn, Jake won’t stop playing Rocket League!!

by Sterling Hawksmoor August 24, 2021

Jake

A true god that is so unstoppable that he can control time and space with the blink of an eye. They usally have a liking towards bees and often end up as the tax man of state farm. If you ever come across a Jake in battle it will be one of a lifetime and will often end with you paying with your blood or a fine of all your lives worth. The true Jake was said to have been born in -9 bc and was the one who split the time continuam to the way it is now with the 2 timelines, one after christ and the other filled by void and darkness called the negative timeline.

Oh look it is Jake

by The True Jake from 9 bc April 4, 2021