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goth vs. emo vs. chav vs. detroit ghetto

Emo is basically the bottom of the food chain here.
Emos hate themselves, goths hate everyone else.
A Chav is a british wigger, they are also recognizably stupid.
A Detroit Ghetto is a black person who carries more weapons and drugs then his coat can fit.
Goths are all black. Emos are goths with circus colors and an estrogen overdose. Goths are actually bigger life haters then emos but they have balls and deal with shit.
In the united kingdom Chavs and Emos are rivals
The Chav is picking on the Emo and a goth comes by, so the Chav thinks 'Oh, another Emo' so the Chav attempts to pick on the Goth who takes out a half inch syringe and proceeds to beat the living hell out of the Chav. After the Chav is dead from pinstab wounds the Emo praises the Goth like they are holy or something. Then the Goth who is totally annoyed fills the syringe with yellow asbestos liquid and leaves a small air pocket. Then says it's Heroin and sends the Emo off who dies several seconds later. Then the Detroit Ghetto guy walks in and then opens his coat which a rocket launcher is hidden in takes out a bag of cocaine but is actually sweet and low. In the end the Goth is dead and the Detroit Ghetto goes back home and then a team of fat and vice cops investigate and 6 months later they can only speculate that it was a homicide.
Goth Vs. Emo Vs. Chav Vs. Detroit Ghetto
by Brents2 August 30, 2007
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ghetto spread is what you make in jail when you cant afford the ingredients for a real spread
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ghetto cat

ghetto cat - cats seen in the ghetto
ghetto cat - (derogatory) children from the ghetto
Go slow when you make this turn, ghetto cats are always in the street here.
by $.05 June 5, 2011
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Bi-Ghetto

When a person grows up in the ghetto, becomes a successful wanna-be yuppie, rich person but their ghetto sneaks out when they are drunk or angry and speak!
Damn! Angel just needs 2 drinks and that motherfucker reveals how fucking bi-ghetto he is!
by angel71 October 11, 2019
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ghetto nutty bar

Noun- A frozen log of shit in a condom used to replace a ghetto woman's missing dildo. It reminds some of a nutty bar, hence it's name.
During that crazy ass party a couple days ago that bitch sharquania jacked my dildo so I had to make one a dem ghetto nutty bars.
by Qwayne Raggs April 26, 2015
mugGet the ghetto nutty barmug.

ghetto

Hes always acting so tough and ghetto.
by buckiss December 8, 2023
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Ghetto Milkshake

When one eats slightly melted ice cream out of one of a sexual partners’ genital orfaces; using a spoon for solid particles and straw for liquids.
Damn! That girl Tammy is one hood thot, but she makes one damn good ghetto milkshake.
by BigTrizzy96 November 24, 2018
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