half canned

When you’re not quite drunk yet but you also wouldn’t say you’re sober

Halfway to drunk

Buddy and I were already half canned on whiskey when we hit the bars

by andre le midget December 26, 2020

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half past dog

Not having a flying clue what the time is and you should generally just get fucked for asking mate

Jack: what's the time

Joe : half past dog

Jack : checks phone due to Joe not knowing

by Downesy October 07, 2020

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My half-great-granduncle is a good person.

by Gtopql November 24, 2019

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when the relationship only lasts six weeks, or half a calendar quarter of 12.

"Jenn called them 'half-quarters' because in six weeks, they were done: they'd had all the sex possible, and now they were bored."

by George Leo August 15, 2022

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by Cjlbc January 22, 2025

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Specifically a unit of measurement for Bailey's cream liqueur. Half a nipple being 25ML.

"Barkeep! Half a nipple of Bailey's!"

by TheBiggestBen November 19, 2017

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A single parent, may be a single-mom or a single-dad (though not a divorced parent)

It seems like there are too many children today who are raised in a half-family household.

by techyartsyman52 June 23, 2023

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