Kelso is a school full of sluts, drug dealers, furrys and genuinely weird ass people. Then there is your popularity contest and your preppy bitches. And your athletes . Most kids vape in the bathroom. Dailey fights. Teachers don’t actually teach we watch videos to learn. Our test scores suck. Andddd our bathrooms are always locked
Someone: “what school do you go to”
Me: “Kelso high school”
Someone: “where’s that”
Crappy high school in Selden, NY. Comes with, but not limited to, multiple gas leaks, overpopulated classes, elitist sports teams, grooming fine arts teachers, shitty soundcloud rappers, victim blaming administration and more sexual harassment cases than you can count.
A chill ass school with some chill ass people. Some people there are dicks but you can just fight em in the building 13 bathroom.
Guy: Damn, the Oviedo High School football team beat hagerty for the 258275th year in a row!
Guy 2: Them Oviedo Jhits crazy!
Guy 3: Yeah that's a chill ass school!
A school where all the rich kids are... If you think Sprague is bad then dont go to West. West is home to some of the snobbiest people you will ever meet. They think that they are the only thing on the planet earth. I mean there are a handful of really cool people, but not very many
Normal person: hello
Person from West Salem high school: did a bug just fly by?
Other person from west: no it was just that weirdo talking