I'm washing my hair

A polite alternative to telling someone to 'fuck off' when asked on a date. Often used by Christians and others who prefer to let someone down gently.
"Thanks for the offer, Rich, but I'm washing my hair that night. Praise the lord"
by Urbanbond May 03, 2014
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long hair don't care

A phrase originally used in the late '60s and early '70s in support of the hippie movement against the older generation's often prude and narrowminded world view, which associated long hair (especially on males) with a sloppy lifestyle. Sometimes also related to long hair on males being associated with homosexuality due to the similarity with traditionally feminine hairstyles. The phrase emphasizes that the speaker isn't affected by what is meant as an insult but actually embraces the accusation.
"Get a haircut, you hippie!"
- "Long hair don't care!"

or:
"Get a haircut, you faggot!"
- "Long hair don't care!"
by nicky123 September 06, 2014
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long haired jizz expert

Long haired jizz expert- best seen in the tv show Workaholics, refers to one that has long hair and is an expert in the fields of seman.
Get away from me you long haired jizz expert!
Adam: No one talks to my long haired jizz expert like that!
by gorilla tities February 17, 2014
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blows my hair

amazes me
"whoa alex and drew broke up?? that blows my hair!"
by lauren September 01, 2003
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debbie ryan hair tuck

When u see something u like and get the butterflies in your stomach, so u look down and tuck a piece of hair behind your ear
You don’t use is in a sentence, it’s an action it just Debbie Ryan hair tuck
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New Iberia Hair-cut

A gapped up hair-cut that is usually requested by men who live in New Iberia, Louisiana. It resembles a fade. Mostly worn by white guys who think they are African.
by Bianca Montage April 15, 2008
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I like your hair

“Your so fucking beautiful and I want to cuddle with you.”
“I like your hair”

thanks
by The_High_Kiwi October 30, 2019
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