Five Hundred Crickets

For when you feel the need to waste an absurd amount of money on an equally absurd Item
Alright Dave don't do anything stupid with your first paycheck.
I'm going to go order Five Hundred Crickets!
...Why the fuck do I bother
by Dastvan June 03, 2019
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Fantastic five

A bowl consisting of weed, tobacco, wax, dab resin, and kief. This should be ripped out of a bong but a pipe would work to. PSA a blowtorch is required for this bowl to be enjoyed fully
Dan”you really packed that dude a fantastic five! You bogus
Bartholomew”I did you see his face after he hit it”
by Longnutss January 12, 2024
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Golden Five

To do a Golden Five you should do the following, preferably at the same time:

1. Ejaculate
2. Pee
3. Poop
4. Vomit
5. Bleed
- We went on a surprise visit to Big T but he wasn't home so we did a Golden Five in his bed instead, it was awesome!
by Leukemias September 28, 2010
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Backwords High-Five

Founded in San Diego and spreading to Seattle, this move is perfect for the handling of dirt balls who got some dirty balls.
I saw kyle with his hand down his pants, so I gave him the Backwords High-Five...if you know what I'm saying.
by Benihanas April 02, 2007
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bite the five

Maddie bite the five on cool ass Arianna all time!
by icecold pimpdaddy AJ June 26, 2017
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five o’cloffic

A contraction of the phrase “5 o’clock traffic
God I hate five o’cloffic!
by long live poland May 06, 2019
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