Douche McMuffin

A person who is a true douche.

Hey you know that kid micah, shannon?

Yeah! he's SUCH a Douche McMuffin!

by Brittanae & Shannon January 12, 2008

douche hag

A catty straight woman who loves the company of gay men and has spent so much time around them that she’s begun to act like an attitude-ridden queen. With limp wrist and waggling head, she talks shit, starts shit, & won’t finish her shit, but at the end of the day still thinks she’s *FABULOUSSSS*

"Hey Vidal, where's your douche hag tonight?"

by Holly M S May 10, 2010

male douche

A guy who needs to break up with his girlfriend, but doesn't because he's still able to have sex with her. His penis is the douche.

Evan is being such a male douche. He needs to break up with his girlfriend for good.

by Gregory W. S. October 18, 2009

douche bag

Men who act like boys/ rich people/bum on the street who begs for money u know who u are/ emos/elmo/rappers/fall out boy/britney spears and jamie lynn Spears/ stoopid whores/ like stephanie dumb whore/scum bags/like matthew u know u are a scum bag/kevin federline

Scum bag/ asshole/whore/whore fucker/ idiot/bitch/moron/retard/douche bag
" You fucking douch bag!"
" Stephanie is a douche bag whore!"
" Kevin Fedreline and Matthew are douche bags that fuck stoopid whores!"

by piqued June 5, 2008

Toosh Douche

Toosh Douche = A man who enjoys performing beastiality acts while watching band of brothers (Taylor Ellis)

Michael likes having sex with goats. What a Toosh Douche!

by The Golden Child of magic February 13, 2010

Douche fairy

Someone who secretly leaves a douche under the pillow of someone deserving.

"His girlfriend didn't know she had odor. He became a douche fairy."

by GobblerDude December 26, 2008

douche bag

pussy deodorant, when a person is usually persistent at something and won't give up.

guy: aye girl what's your name?
girl: why does it matter? (smiles and looks away)
guy: for real, what's your name? (extends hang to shake hands with the girl)
girl: I don't give hand shakes. I don't know where your hands been.
guy: Okay, can I have a hug?
girl: No, sorry no hugs allowed, that involves touching.
guy: WTF?!
girl: leave me alone you douche bag!

by Fox audacious muncher December 22, 2008