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Swedish Crab Wank

When someone has a wank or gets wanked off and their foreskin rips off while doing so.
Megan: “I gave him a Swedish Crab Wank
by RicoIsNonce August 25, 2023
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Skeevy Wank

when two or more boys get together and wank each other whilst thinking about girls
Wow me and john just had a Skeevy wank,it was very satisfying
by Alex Gizzle August 19, 2008
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bare wank

Where you whip it out in bed when it's raw, and use no soap or any other form of lubricant
Yo, last night I had a bare wank because I ran out of tomato puree to beat my meat with
by Bigman2000 November 26, 2017
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Wank weiner wednesday

Every wednesday, you Can wank off

Also called WWW
Bro it’s Wank weiner wednesday, wank the fuck off
by Gussekrab November 11, 2019
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Jealousy Wanking

When one masturbates over an erotic situation that simultaneously makes them feel jealous.
When Mark found videos of his wife Jessie having an affair he quickly found himself Jealousy Wanking.
by IndiLee November 9, 2023
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Wank

To work thoroughly and to concentrate hard
by Dickballer June 6, 2022
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Mind Wank

A telepathic wank using your mind. BUT YOU AINT THINKING ABOUT THE HOMIES
luke was thinking of Sam's toes so much that he needed to have a mind wank. But he is a homie...
by ProfessorMindWank November 17, 2020
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