Policy Wank

A person that gets off on discussing bureaucratic policy topics and sounding really technical and they might as well be jerking off but instead they get REALLY into policy chats. Also known as the aides to members of parliament and legislature who actually write the policies *and* the speaking points that politicians read off in formal political meetings.

Also related: Political circle jerk.

I don't know if I have it in me to hit the bar after work today I think it'll just be a bunch of policy wanking

by policywank November 7, 2025

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Wank

“Wank” term used by British people the same as the American word “run”

“I’m just going for a wank”
“He’s wanking”

by British slang teacher November 14, 2025

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Harris wanks

a subby femboy who takes it off a lizard

Harris wanks is a gay guy who likes kyle

by Subby Gen boy November 15, 2025

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Spider wank

Get down on all 4’s and give yourself a reach around.

I gave myself a spider wank last night and it was the ultimate ball busting experience

by Welldonetoast November 25, 2025

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volcano wank

To masterbait while holding in a piss, meaning when you bust the piss leaks down your dick like hot lava

I woke up and had a volcano wank yesterday

by Amcgirr February 11, 2025

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Pokey Bum Wank

An act of sexual pleasure where you take your fingers and insert them in the bum hole while doing regular masturbation

Jack got so turned on by Mega Cranes and Cosmic Cranes that he felt the need to pull down his own trousers and pleasure himself with a Pokey Bum Wank.

by Beluga Whale Pie February 12, 2025

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