South Texas

The ghetto part of Texas, Including cities such as Brownsville, Corpus Christi, Etc.

Demographics:

90% Hispanic
10% White gay texas cowboys

South Texas might as well be apart of Mexico

by IhateSouthTexas January 15, 2024

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the texas paddle

You technically hit a kid in the face with a 20 ounce steak

" come'eer you son of a bitch your getting the texas paddle".

by pocket pussy frank June 19, 2018

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Huston texas

Not Huston Texas the city dumbass the Mexican sexy one. He’s hot I would let him tap if u come across Jonathan and Huston you getting butfucked by both of them.

Huston Texas hearts alllllllllyyyyyyy

by Skibidi toilet speaker man December 08, 2023

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south texas spit shine

During middle aged gay male sex one man blows his load on another man's balding head and uses a sham wow to shine it.

When I get out of this Miata I am going to give Leron the old South Texas spit shine

by Rusty Shackleford December 21, 2016

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Texas Chet

That guy from your town who has been fired for drinking on the job, somehow still has another job, and thinks wearing a Texas Tuxedo to everything from work to the grocery store to the bar makes him look fashionable. Chet is that guy everyone in town knows and wishes they somehow didn't. His breath smells of Wrigleys Doublemint Gum and Canadian Club. He always speaks of his mythical past in which he was an athlete, a hero, and a ladies man.

Girl At The Bar: OMG who is that guy over there in the denim who won't stop telling me he was a star quarterback in 1966?
Me: Oh that's just Texas Chet.
Girl At The Bar: He wants to buy me a drink.
Me: Let him buy you a couple Busch pounders and let the good times roll. Just walk away if he asks you to check out his Chevy Avalanche.

by D Carver April 28, 2013

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