Talking like a Wesley

When someone is talking to you and you have no idea what their talking about, but you just can't stop listening because you love listening to them.

"Wesley I have no idea what your talking about, but I love listening to you." That person at the bar last night was "Talking like a Wesley."

by Spacewrangler October 19, 2015

LEARNING OODLE TALK

You need a box of LEAKY GOoD & PLENTY.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN this is a LIVE URBAN DICTIONARY DEFINITION.

COUNT THE PINK: 60.SIXTY.FAGG0T'S BUFFET
ONE LEFT OVER...MY ANUS...93.,238.RESTR00M.FAGG0T'S AIDS.

COUNT THE WHITE: 63.SIXTY-THREE.PENIS.PISS.FEM ASS.BIG TIP.GO SHIT.FECES H0LE

ANUS: PINK ...WHY DR.JAFFE GAVE ME PINK EYE...

EYE AYE I OFF (EYE AYE I ) SIR SIRR SURR SERR SERVE CocA ColA.

THIS IS LEARNING OODLE TALK:
EYE AYE I SERVE CACA for MYSELF to DEVOUR all of it ANYWHERE and it's rational because it is exactly what HATHAWAY and many others DO (DUE) DU DEW(DRINK PISS) DOO to (BABIES, LITTLE BOYS, LITTLE GIRLS) AND IT IS CALLED " WORLD PEACE EMPATHY" far from crazy and not only that , ( if it's CRAZY TO YOU then you just devalued the worth of any "CHILDREN' and voted big time for " HATHAWAY THE PEDOPHILE RING" who played all these PEDOPHILE GAMES for years.

Well no park bathroom , no place for any "WORLD PEACE EMPATHY, the COPS are the BOSS...they know what's best...YOODLEou TOODLEHINK,?????

OOODLE talk,WHERE ARE YOU NOW? FOR PETE'S SAKE!!!!!

FOODLEor POODLEete's SOODLEake

ANUS = aNOODLEus BITCH = BOODLEitch CUNT = COODLEunt COCK = COODLEock DICK { DOODLEick

NEWS FLASH: NEW PEDOPHILE LAW DR. O'CONNOR...NO SEXUAL CONTACT EVER AGAIN....reading and teasing are in the cards ..YOU ARE SO LOODLEow aNOODLEnal aLOODLElan WOODLEe POODLEay ROODLEapists aOODLE oFOODLE MOODLEoney NOODLEot TOODLEo ROODLEape YOODLEoo oROODLE eLOODLElse TOODLEhey LOODLEabled aOODLE POODLEedophile TOODLEoo!!!! a f that my BABIES, LITTLE BOYS, LITTLE GIRLS and others VIOLATED is THE MILLENIAL GENERATION Z way to learn OODLE TALK..." CHARLIE SAYS" LOVE MY GoOD and PLENTY!!!!

ALWAYS SHIT SANDWICH TIME ...ALWAYS ENOUGH BREAD AROUND TO MAKE ONE...

FOODLEor YOODLEour FOODLEavorite POODLEedophile TOODLEwo MOODLEake TOODLEoo.

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE February 27, 2022

Swamp Talk

People from the bayou that talk with a Mumbo jumbo swing swang slang that mumble and you catch every third word and you know they be swamp talking

I was talking to my boy LeAndre in New Orleans and when he'd start talking too fast I had to tell him stop swamp talkin and articulate im from the west coast

by Clvgrl78 September 23, 2017

floppy talk

Conversation about computer stuff which has reached the level of detail that average person don't understand.

John: ''Usually that CPU would be enough, but i require at least 8 TFlops and that's without streaming.''
Peter: ''I heard that 7th gen will fall on knees before AMD's Ryzen. I might even switch. Benchmarks seems promising.''
Mary: ''There goes the FLOPPY TALK again. Wanna get some drinks, Jane?''

by floppy man April 15, 2017

Clean Talk

The act of swapping swear words for similar sounding words. Because of a study that went on for 60 - 70 years showing that if you swear in a lifetime you can die 20 - 30 years younger than the average life span.

Fuck = Fudge
Shit = Shite*
Bitch = Biatch
Motherfucker = MotherTrucker
Ass = Butt/Booty
Arse = Bum
Dick = Penis/Balls/nuts
Prick = Pleb
Retard = n00b
Dafuq = Dafudge
Wanker = Tosser
Masturbate =Fap/Shlick
Piss = Pee
Asshole/Arsehole = A hole
Slut,Whore,Slag,skank,hoe = Chav
Fucktard = Fudgetard

Also you can swap words and letters around such as:
Stupid Cunts = Cupid Stunts
Cunt Muffin = Munt Cuffin
Dick Biscuit = Bick Discuit
Cock Nozzle = Nock Cozzle
Dildo Rider = Rildo Dider

Pussy Jockey = Jussy Pockey

Although the last half is not proven clean talk and could result in premature death.

*not proven clean talk

by got balls? May 16, 2014

Cheesy Talk

When the boys misspell and mispronounce words on purpose.

Wowd Brod that’s some bery niced cheesy talk

by Faze_Floyd December 12, 2020

Talking to frank

Ole Kentucky saying to go smoke weed while non smokers are around

Hey Jim I’m talking to frank and to join the conversation

by That_guy96 July 15, 2021