SAM

Selling tickets to an event to someone only to realise you never had the tickets in the first place

Shit I've been a massive twat and done a SAM, those poor people who thought they bought tickets off me

by SwindonTony May 31, 2019

Sam

a person who LIES

Person: "Oh my gosh why does that person lie so much ?? They're such a fucking SAM ."

by Randynut October 17, 2025

Do a sam

When you're in a relationship with a guy but he won't show any affection or put out

So how was your night did you get lucky or did he "do a sam"?

by Rhi Annon August 11, 2018

Sam

really bad at sex when sober. try whiskey dick if you ever have a chance to get it in.

dude, don't fuck like a Sam!

by ieka October 17, 2017

sam cockmister

If your name is same your are just sped. But when you hold the cockmister last name you get 5 inches added to your dick. Also you instantly because a star at being absolutly fucking nothing. You are still a loser but you got and extra 5 inches to use on a fat ass that doesnt even like you. Good JOb. Overall same cockmister is a pretentious fat bitch and is just a horny gay ass mf.

Hey look! Its that dumbass sam cockmister! What a loser!

by daddy cockmister February 3, 2022

Sam

a man with a meter long shlong

hes sam ofc

by hjjidnfgjlkefnilgnuetirngjilkt March 11, 2022

Sam

The kindest person you will ever meet. He loves God, and he uses his religion to help others become better people. He reminds you that you are cared for and appreciated. He is perfect in every way, shape, and form. He will be therefor you whenever you need him. He is amazing at sports and is also extremely smart. He is hilarious, and will cheer you up with his bizarre humor whenever you need him. His favorite thing to do is help people. and even though it may not seem like it, he truly has a soft side and will be the best friend you will ever have.

Sam is amazing at soccer, I don’t know how he does that!

by fativy27 February 9, 2021