your mom

comeback used by witless morons who cant think of anything to say i.e. my friend melissa

me:nice teeth melissa
melissa: ur mom has nice teeth
(ownage)

by melissa January 29, 2004

Reid's Mom

The village bicycle. Of the world.

Friend A - Last night I totally scored with Reid's Mom.
Friend B - Me too!
Friend C - Me three!
....
Friend Z - Me twenty-six!

by ibakedanicecheesecassette October 12, 2011

Elijahs Mom

The single hottest Milf you’ll ever meet. She has a big rump and even bigger tits.

Aidan: Did you see Elijahs mom?
Cooper: Yea her tits we’re looking so good today! I ❤️ Jessica.

by Pooponme69 January 17, 2020

your mom

I have a great defintion for this

YOUR MOM!

Numpty: What did do this weekend?
Cool Kid: Umm...your mom!
Numpty: That wasn't very nice!
Cool Kid: Your mom!

by I am le cool July 24, 2008

your mom

Commonly used by prepubescent teenagers, this "comeback" is used to suggest that the person in whom this is directed to has clearly verbally beat the shit out of them. Often this phrase will come before crying and lying in the fetal position.

Verbal Abuser: You're a cock smoking twat who enjoys his uncles company on his birthday in the games closet.

Verbal Abusee: *Sniffles* Your Mom!

by anasianguy April 9, 2009

mom bomb

An unexpected "your mom" joke

Nate: I like that song.
Mark: I like your mom.
Nate: Dude, you just dropped that mom bomb out of nowhere!

by urbana205 September 20, 2011

Your Mom

Probably one of the most overused comebacks ever, and anyone who uses it is a douchebag.

"Dude your gay" "Well dude, your mom..."

by random person =) March 6, 2009