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Jakes

A term that originated in NYC that means "police". Unlike other misinformed definitions on this site, it's a reference to the Jack Nicholson character in "Chinatown".
"Cause I'll break your face (Uh-huh)
Have your ass runnin', mumblin' to the jakes"
-"Patiently Waiting" by 50 Cent
by 718Italian February 6, 2025
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Jake

Looks like curious George. He’s mega gay and no one likes him.
Wow look at jake, he’s so gay what the fuck
by Shfjebdjee April 9, 2019
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Jake

A person who is very caring, sweet, and very trustworthy.

They deal with a lot of "Myrah-Related" in their life, but they deal with it pretty well. They are very good at opening up about things, and making people feel included>:D.

They do trust many people and are always ready to show their love!:D

If you're dating a Jake then be prepared for surprises and lots of cuddles/hugs! They can be very adorable at times, and they are very hot (you didn't get this from me!). When you're alone you guys have a lot of fun.. ;) Feel really lucky that you're dating them, because they like a couple of people. But, they chose you over everyone because they love you!:D

Everyone likes them because they're very fun and easy-going. You'll never have a dull moment with them. Get ready for lots of fun hehe!

Myrah: You know that new dude Jake?
Claire: He is like so hot!
Jake is a very special moment.
by MissMatchDefinitions March 7, 2023
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Jake Paul

Some random person people compare to genocidal psychopaths like Adolf Hitler all because he acted stupid one day and didn’t change his behaviour in the same way psychopathic feminists that assume that the world is made up of BLACK and WHITE and every single human being has experienced the exact same experience.
“Omg, he wasn’t 100% perfect in front of millions of people! Let’s destroy Jake Paul and compare him to cancer!”
by Elsa Buttersworth November 29, 2019
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Jake Paul

I sillt little internet boy who thinks he is the greatest boxer of all time. Which is ridicouless when u put in account some of the few actual boxers for example Muhammed Ali, Mike tyson, Sugar ray leonard, Sugar ray johnson,Lucas the Spider, Tyson fury, and the list can go on of who is better than him a boxing. Anyways Jake Paul is the worst human being to ever live on this planet earth
JAKE PAUL IS A FUCKING SOPPY LITTLE TWAT
by MonsterKid123 December 1, 2021
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The Jakes

The Jakes means toilet or latrine
Where did Cheryl go? She had some bad clams, she's on the jakes
by Horace Cox August 21, 2022
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Jake Relation

one sexy man no girl has turned down
by jakerel25 May 9, 2021
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