Anita's - Big hat syndrome

A rare, mysterious condition in which a person’s head transforms into a literal hat, compelling them to obey the enigmatic and ever-shifting “Laws of Zendaya.” Symptoms may include involuntary posing, fashion-related visions, and an uncontrollable urge to walk imaginary runways.

She woke up with Anita's - Big hat syndrome

her head was a wide-brimmed hat, and a mysterious voice whispered, 'Obey Zendaya…

by Ted_bomb May 3, 2025

Bloody Stupid Hat

A hat made out of witch's skin with an asshole inside of it and is super cursed. Whoever wears ends up with bad luck.

It's a bloody stupid hat with a bloody stupid curse on it, and every time he wears it something bloody stupid terrible happens. I've tried throwing it away, but every time I do, it ends up crawling back, literally!

by Failurebitch November 29, 2022

Infamous Hat Trick

Trick in which Josh Bryan gives a girl his hat in order to make her feel special so he can hook up with her.

“That girl last night wasn’t really vibing with JB until he brought out the infamous hat trick”

by Rcomerfo May 24, 2022

Grouper Hats

A daisy chain of six men, inside each other knob to bottom, bouncing around the Atlantic Ocean.

"We were on Freds boat, but I was left out of the Grouper Hats because they wanted an even number."

by Scotty McDiddle October 5, 2016

Hat

A way to say that one is "high" from Marijuana. For example you could, "wear a hat" (In the current state of being "high") or "put on a hat" (referring to the action of getting "high"). It is a way to tell somebody that you or someone else is "high" without being to obvious.

Kyle: "Hey man, you tryna watch Intersteller?"
Jordan: "Hold up, lemme put on a Hat first."
Or
"Yo, just so you know, I'm wearing a Hat."

by Spazzzr September 21, 2021

Percy Green Hat

The dangerous condition when the penis become gangreen. All likelyhood is that it will need to be amputated! bad times!

Oh bugger i wish i went to the doctor i now have a ''percy green hat''

by whitekanu May 27, 2010

Black-hatted

Interaction with The Problem Child who identifies them self by wearing a black coloured safety helmet.

Tom: "Hey, what's up with Olz? He's running towards that brick wall head first without wearing a helmet again?!"

Jerry: "He's just been black-hatted."

Tom: "Damn man. That explains it. We should pray for him."

by Jabbathebutt666 August 7, 2025