egg goo

Egg Goo, is the white of the egg, when it’s not fully cooked , it may resemble sperm.

Egg Goo is ejected sperm that strings from the eye of the penis.

He came , then when he wiped his dick, All this Egg Goo , was hanging off it .like spit !

by Debyumyum February 1, 2023

egg masher

One who mistakes a Ouvre shaped sex toy for an invitation to rearrange ones baby making kit.

Her last words were “ I don’t need my love eggs now I have you to re arrange my guts, Egg Masher”

“Ann Summers doesn’t sell ovaries, Egg Masher”

by Harryhardhelmet January 5, 2023

Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs

69. Tossed Salad is flicking the labia with your tongue and Scrambled Eggs is sucking on the balls and flicking them with your tongue.

Last night we had tossed salad and scrambled eggs when we got home.

by Trussetyv February 23, 2024

Egg roll

Asian penis

I like his egg roll . I’ll take two

by Mrs. Nesbit January 28, 2022

Rotten Egg

A closeted trans person (an egg) that uses transphobia to cope.

Alice: Did you hear the news? Charlie went on another transphobic tirade yesterday.
Bob: What a rotten egg.

by MalumLibrum958 October 22, 2023

scruffled eggs

Scrambled eggs with truffle salt

I like scrambled eggs just fine. But scruffled eggs are da bomb!

by Hipster hippy July 12, 2020

Egg salad

Someone who is annoying ass piece of motherfucking shit dick bitch.

You are a fucking egg salad

by Eye h8 u January 12, 2019