by Brittanae & Shannon January 12, 2008
Get the Douche McMuffin mug.The act of cleaning your desk after an extensive period of feeling "not so fresh". Usually requires several cleaning products and at least one roll of paper towels. Sometimes includes chasing small animals and insects from surrounding area.
by CMD-1537 February 8, 2010
Get the desk-douche mug.Toosh Douche = A man who enjoys performing beastiality acts while watching band of brothers (Taylor Ellis)
by The Golden Child of magic February 13, 2010
Get the Toosh Douche mug.A guy who needs to break up with his girlfriend, but doesn't because he's still able to have sex with her. His penis is the douche.
by Gregory W. S. October 18, 2009
Get the male douche mug.One who orders a pizza in a computer lab and does not give anyone a piece, and eats a whole one himself. Then, plays annoying top 40 hits and makes out with his ugly girlfriend. He is usually an ugly pretentious fat guy, with greasy hair and he wears really weird girl pajamas to school.
Katy: So, that annoying guy was in here for four hours, playing loud top 40 hits and eating an entire pizza for himself in front of everybody, and making out with his ugly girlfriend.
Priscilla: Yeah he's such an annoying Pizza douche.
Priscilla: Yeah he's such an annoying Pizza douche.
by zeis hall May 13, 2011
Get the pizza douche mug.A catty straight woman who loves the company of gay men and has spent so much time around them that she’s begun to act like an attitude-ridden queen. With limp wrist and waggling head, she talks shit, starts shit, & won’t finish her shit, but at the end of the day still thinks she’s *FABULOUSSSS*
by Holly M S May 10, 2010
Get the douche hag mug.A bag used to hold toiletries, primarily for traveling. It is derived from the French word for shower, douche.
When BJ went to Cleveland, Ohio, he packed his douche bag. He would need it, for it is a filthy city.
by Catechism September 7, 2007
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