Douche McMuffin

A person who is a true douche.

Hey you know that kid micah, shannon?

Yeah! he's SUCH a Douche McMuffin!

by Brittanae & Shannon January 12, 2008

Toosh Douche

Toosh Douche = A man who enjoys performing beastiality acts while watching band of brothers (Taylor Ellis)

Michael likes having sex with goats. What a Toosh Douche!

by The Golden Child of magic February 13, 2010

pizza douche

One who orders a pizza in a computer lab and does not give anyone a piece, and eats a whole one himself. Then, plays annoying top 40 hits and makes out with his ugly girlfriend. He is usually an ugly pretentious fat guy, with greasy hair and he wears really weird girl pajamas to school.

Katy: So, that annoying guy was in here for four hours, playing loud top 40 hits and eating an entire pizza for himself in front of everybody, and making out with his ugly girlfriend.

Priscilla: Yeah he's such an annoying Pizza douche.

by zeis hall May 13, 2011

douche bag

Men who act like boys/ rich people/bum on the street who begs for money u know who u are/ emos/elmo/rappers/fall out boy/britney spears and jamie lynn Spears/ stoopid whores/ like stephanie dumb whore/scum bags/like matthew u know u are a scum bag/kevin federline

Scum bag/ asshole/whore/whore fucker/ idiot/bitch/moron/retard/douche bag
" You fucking douch bag!"
" Stephanie is a douche bag whore!"
" Kevin Fedreline and Matthew are douche bags that fuck stoopid whores!"

by piqued June 5, 2008

douche bag

A bag used to hold toiletries, primarily for traveling. It is derived from the French word for shower, douche.

When BJ went to Cleveland, Ohio, he packed his douche bag. He would need it, for it is a filthy city.

by Catechism September 7, 2007

douche hag

A catty straight woman who loves the company of gay men and has spent so much time around them that she’s begun to act like an attitude-ridden queen. With limp wrist and waggling head, she talks shit, starts shit, & won’t finish her shit, but at the end of the day still thinks she’s *FABULOUSSSS*

"Hey Vidal, where's your douche hag tonight?"

by Holly M S May 10, 2010

douche bag

Spanish Translation:
bolsa de limpiador de la vagina

Pedro es una bolsa de limpiador de la vagina. (douche bag)

by bobby-land October 18, 2008