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No Corrections Day

November 12, 4:10 a.m. - November 13, 4:10 a.m.

On this day shall no corrections of faulty English formation/structure/spelling be made, as agreed by participating delegates.
No Corrections Day
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Person 1: brush your teeth as if there's no tomorrow.

Person 2: =S I will do that indeed.
by Thr33mo November 14, 2010
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squirrel day

A day when you start one thing, then get distracted by something else - repeatedly. Much like a squirrel that is busy hiding nuts then getting distracted and forgetting where it buried them.
I'm having a real squirrel day!
by viennabeo April 8, 2015
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soldier day

A day spent fulfilling obligations and responsibilities immediately following a night of heavy drinking and/or abusing other substances
Bro1: "Dude, don't you have band practice tomorrow at 6am?"
Bro2: "Sure do. Just pour me another shot. Straight soldier day."
by anon02279er October 7, 2012
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dirtback day

Three days out of the week put aside for extreme dirtbaggy problems. Days are usually Monday, Tuesday and Thursday. Continue until a significance in dirtbaggy problems is achieved.
Happy Dirtback Day! Every Mon, Tues and Thurs.
by Dirtbackinator September 21, 2015
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Two A Day

Norman "Nick"'s belief that every man jacks off twice a day and if he claims he doesn't then he's a fucking liar. After being called out for his excessive jack off schedule, Norman "Nick" clapped back with this idea and while nobody else has admitted to jacking off twice on a daily basis, Norman "Nick" still deeply believes this idea. In fact, Norman "Nick" feels the need to make up for others who aren't jacking off twice a day so sometimes he'll go three or four times a day just by himself. You may have heard of the multivitamin, "One A Day," think of this jacking off idea as a "Two A Day" in order to ensure the best health for yourself.
Henry: Yo Norman "Nick", you get your two in today?
Norman "Nick": No
Henry: Oh shit, have you gotten any in at all?
Norman "Nick": Dude when I first wake up, I sit in bed for 30 minutes before I get up so that's when I get my first one in
Henry: Oh damnnn, then you get the other in at night so you get your Two A Day in, huh?
Norman "Nick": Yeah
by TurnM3Up December 27, 2021
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L day

When your day goes very bad or unfruitful, you call it an L day.
today was such an l day man, I lost all my money on poker.
by thesocalledwriter September 3, 2023
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Never day

National “never-day” is every year on April 2nd. On this day you have to give your girlfriend a bell and a “boop” on the nose
Guy: hey babe, it’s “never day”

Girl:what’s that

Guy:it’s the day where I give you the bell of horny and boop you on the nose

Girl:oh okey

Guy: (ring, ring,ring,ring.) *boop*
by Glueman March 31, 2021
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