Labor Day 

An American holiday officially recognized by Congress in 1894 in response to public outcry over the violent military ending of the Pullman Strike. Labor Day takes place on the first Monday of September.

The holiday is typically celebrated with picnics and parades commemorating those that fought for better working conditions. Corporations are often at odds with the message of the holiday, and thus, the real history is essentially blacked on on American media. As a result, most Americans do not know what the holiday is for, and associate it was leisure activities and picnics.

This is separate from May 1st, May Day, or International Workers Day, which was created in response to the Haymarket Affair in Chicago, 1886.

"I have the day off and would love to attend the Labor Day parade down-town, but the bus system is shut down on the holiday."

"Are you going anywhere interesting over the Labor Day weekend?"

Labor Day by madric September 10, 2011

National Ask Someone Out Day 

On April 15th 2018, go up to someone you like, or someone that is cute/handsome, and ask them out. This isn’t a game jus ask them.

“Hey Daniel, since it’s National Ask Someone Out Day go ask that hottie out.”

National Ask Someone Out Day by JessicaMyers678 May 25, 2018

Billy Mays Day 

A day in which we celebrate the late Billy Mays. It's Traditional to wear a blue collared shirt with a white under shirt. Must also wear khakis. You must use CAPS LOCK the whole day. Even when talking to family or friends. If you can grow a beard by then, you are the man.

Guy1:OH MY GOD GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS!?!

Guy2: I don't even know if that was a question or a declaritive statement.

Guy1:BILLY MAYS DAY!

Guy2: There goes my ears.

Guy1:I GOTTA GO PUT ON MY BLUE SHIRT AND KHAKIS!

Guy2: what?

Billy Mays Day by MaysMan July 20, 2009

national hold hands day

september 27 is national hold hands day soooo yea that’s gonna be lit

omg did you know today is national hold hands day

no omg

national hold hands day by idontknowmynamebshsbs September 25, 2019

Field Day 

A thursday night room cleaning to prep for a inspection friday morning that is required to go way beyond the point of clean to ridiculous things like no ice in your freezer, no water in your sink, no hygiene products in your shower. Most of the time you truly believe that someone woke up one morning, sat down with a pen and paper and just came up with a bunch of ridiculous things to look for in these "inspections". Basically Field day is just another tool used by Marine Corps leadership to piss off and demoralize Marines on a weekly basis.

field day is dreadful

Field Day by GROWLyou1234 December 10, 2009

best friend day 

the day in which you celebrate with your best friends.

most commonly celebrated on the 14th of every month.

created in palmdale

friend-"guess what"
friend2"what"
friend-"i got you something for best friend day!"
friend2-"im so glad i saved you from that fire."

best friend day by tillyen March 27, 2008

National Ex Day 

A cursed day on March 26th where you are haunted by the memories of your exes. Signs might include a text from them or even a dream. Most likely a nightmare.

National ex day is today. Yikes.

National Ex Day by RemiPaige March 26, 2020