bonerjustice

Something amazing that happens after a cock block, resulting in something bad happening to the blocker.

Some douchebag stole Michael's date from the club, but he got bonerjustice when she gave that guy the herps.

by Pretzel-time June 26, 2012

bongazo hits

spanish slang for bong hits

Maria: bongazo hits after class?
Herbert: Fuck it.... im down!
Maria: Yeeee!

by whynotBAKE420 September 28, 2012

Bonafield

A crazy awesome fun writing teacher who really likes chihuahuas.

"That girl over there is such a bonafield!"
"Yeah, she's so fun and I love her chihuahua!"

by jseigler November 11, 2012

Bong Squid

A bong feen who is mates with dealers and scabs cones every day and follows everyone

its bong squidd

by della1222 November 15, 2012

Boner sidler

When your significant other / husband gets a boner but he doesn't come right out with it. Instead, he snuggles against you until you feel his boner against you in a surprise fashion.

Me: I was watching Grey's Anatomy last night and my hubby boner sidled me out of nowhere!

Friend: Geez, what a boner sidler. Why doesn't he tell you he's horny and it's time to get some action?
Me: I know!

by Wifeyoftheday February 28, 2013

Bong Job

This occurs when a rookie bong user proceeds to wrap their lips over the top of a bong as if they were about to perform fellatio. Witnesses usually express laughter, and disgust.

Steve to Stacey - "Hey Stacey, stop blowin the bong, it's NOT your boyfriends penis!"

Fred to Steve - "Is Stacey givin Bong Jobs again? I thought I told her not to."

by Wheeler69 March 9, 2013

bonebreaking

A style of dance, mostly infused with arm contortion. Made possible with arm/shoulder stretches & flexibility of shoulders.

Nigga 1: "Ah fuck! That nigga's arm bends hella weird! What kind of shit is that?"

Nigga 2: "Don't worry, he's fine. That's that raw bonebreaking shit."

by yungthuglyfe November 11, 2013