Clown

A creepy ass thing that gets you under your bed at night.

I am a clown.

by KroutonMagan April 18, 2019

Tears From a Sky Clown

1. Verb: To achieve ridiculous goals through ridiculous means.

2. Noun: The condensation formed on the skin of a Sky Clown as it flaps about in the morning dew. The process of officially acquiring these tears is as follows: Place the Sky Clown outside between the hours of midnight and 3am, wait until 7am with correct weather conditions which would produce dew on an average lawn, and then wring the moisture from said Sky Clown before 9am.

My boss wants me to wash my teeth without a brush for the next week, but still wants me to be clean! It's like milking tears from a sky clown over here.

by jimmies be rustled April 8, 2020

Clown

My ex boyfriend

Friend: OMG isn't that your ex boyfriend

Me: Leave him he's such a clown
Friend; Periodt 💯

by Flaminghotpotatoes July 27, 2020

Clown

𝐘𝐨𝐮

Johan: "hey your a clown"
Mike: "𝐍 𝐎"
Johan: "c-c-calm down Mike it was a j-j-j-joke"

by PPman69420 March 3, 2021

Ass clown

A person whose a complete asshole but can be funny

I heard that kevin is a real ass clown. Hey do you know that ass clown that's in are class

by Mrk88 February 7, 2017

Slappin the Clown

Another term for male masturbation.

"Timmy just got caught slappin the clown by his mother!"

by SuspiciousSushi April 13, 2017

Clowning

When you think somebody is going to do something but turns out they don't do that thing

I am clowning for Reputation (Taylor's Version) today

by REP(TV)???? March 13, 2025