Douche McMuffin

A person who is a true douche.

Hey you know that kid micah, shannon?

Yeah! he's SUCH a Douche McMuffin!

by Brittanae & Shannon November 12, 2007

Douche fairy

Someone who secretly leaves a douche under the pillow of someone deserving.

"His girlfriend didn't know she had odor. He became a douche fairy."

by GobblerDude December 26, 2008

male douche

A guy who needs to break up with his girlfriend, but doesn't because he's still able to have sex with her. His penis is the douche.

Evan is being such a male douche. He needs to break up with his girlfriend for good.

by Gregory W. S. October 19, 2009

douche bag

A bag used to hold toiletries, primarily for traveling. It is derived from the French word for shower, douche.

When BJ went to Cleveland, Ohio, he packed his douche bag. He would need it, for it is a filthy city.

by Catechism August 30, 2007

douche bag

Men who act like boys/ rich people/bum on the street who begs for money u know who u are/ emos/elmo/rappers/fall out boy/britney spears and jamie lynn Spears/ stoopid whores/ like stephanie dumb whore/scum bags/like matthew u know u are a scum bag/kevin federline

Scum bag/ asshole/whore/whore fucker/ idiot/bitch/moron/retard/douche bag
" You fucking douch bag!"
" Stephanie is a douche bag whore!"
" Kevin Fedreline and Matthew are douche bags that fuck stoopid whores!"

by piqued June 05, 2008

douche bag

Spanish Translation:
bolsa de limpiador de la vagina

Pedro es una bolsa de limpiador de la vagina. (douche bag)

by bobby-land August 29, 2008

douche bag

pussy deodorant, when a person is usually persistent at something and won't give up.

guy: aye girl what's your name?
girl: why does it matter? (smiles and looks away)
guy: for real, what's your name? (extends hang to shake hands with the girl)
girl: I don't give hand shakes. I don't know where your hands been.
guy: Okay, can I have a hug?
girl: No, sorry no hugs allowed, that involves touching.
guy: WTF?!
girl: leave me alone you douche bag!

by Fox audacious muncher December 21, 2008