Christian

A hateful asshole who think they're superior to literally anyone else on this entire planet because of their mental illness, aka their religion. They can also get offended by literally anything, such as a little boy playing with a doll or a little girl playing soccer

Example 1:

Christian person: **yapping about Jesus in a conversation that has nothing to do with that**

Non-Christian person: is it possible to have a normal conversation with you? Oh who am i kidding? The answer is obviously no!

Example 2:

LGBTphobic Christian: your disgusting community stole the rainbow from us!

Gay man: didn't you guys steal the plus symbol from math?

Example 3:

Christian spammer: Hi guys, i came to spread the gospel, blah blah blah

Casual Youtuber: not again... I'm so tired of getting these comments

Example 4:

Young boy: **pointing at a Barbie in a store shelf** i want this one!

Mom: sure sweetie!

Christian Karen: hey, you shouldn't be getting that for your son! Do you want him to go to hell?

Mom: hell isn't real, miss. Cmon son, let's go pay for your new doll

Example 5:

Young girl: hey mom, can i play soccer with my friends from school at the park today?

Christian mom: no, because that's for boys only! If a girl does boy stuff, she goes to hell! You don't want that, do you?

Young girl:

Example 6 (final example):

Doctor: congrats ma'am, your baby is intersex! What would you like to name them?

Christian mom: NO! I refuse to name that demon! God only made man and woman!

Doctor: Fine, i'll take your baby in and raise them myself!

Christian mom: good! Get that vile abomination away from me!

by CupcakkeFanboyLolololololol May 11, 2025

Christian boner

When a nigga christian walk out the lake with an erect cock.

"Damn Nigga! You got a real Christian boner right now."

"BLESH"

by Syko-B November 23, 2019

Heartland Christian School

Heartland Christian School is a very gay school with gay children

“Have you guys seen the kids at Heartland Christian School?Those kids are very gay”

by zeethegod December 18, 2021

Christian

He is the best boyfriend you will ever have he's sweet kind and cute and is super silly but he treats his girlfriends right and loves them every much and will never look at another girl while dating you he's super handsome and no one will replace him he likes girls with brown and hair and that is super funny and sweet he likes the girls with dog names like Lucy Sophie Nicole Bella ect you should never leave him bc he's the best and so handsome watch out for the Christian's they will make you fall in love with them super quick and you can't get enough

That boy is so Christian

by Rachel June 26, 2018

Christian

A kid that will give one look that gives you a autism seizure

hey is that christian
oh shit dont look at his ey- aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh

by Papa el Lil Thicc March 7, 2019

christian

a gay ass dummy.

when somebody gay, there name is probably christian!

by harimlolololol123 December 22, 2024

Christian

This is the guy that everyone knows and likes yet he doesn't know it. He catches all the girl's attention, he makes heads turn when he walks into the room. He always has his Samsung wireless earbuds in no matter what situation. His mom works at roots so he always has the latest models and their iconic sweatpants. He has an older sister. Christian is usually a good student but the moment he forgets the homework the teacher comes around to see if it's done. He also has a blue or black water bottle.

"I like Christian," said Skye
"oh cool you should tell him"

by pop off kween November 13, 2020