breaking the bowl

1. When you take a shit with so much force that it either literally breaks the toilet or there is so much shit you feel bad for the person that needs to clean it
2. Smoking so much at one time that the bowl cracks

Person 1: Yo you were in there for awhile, are you good?
Person 2: Dude I shit so much I was breaking the bowl
Person 1: Holy shit

by Dogmun May 22, 2019

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bowl of broken eggs

A girl who has had many abortions.

She's had so many abortions, she's a bowl of broken eggs.

by Grad1678 June 20, 2017

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Spiritual Bowling

When a so called man of God lines his subjects up like bowling pins and throws his coat or waves his hand at them they all fall, fall down like bowling pins. (strike!!). Claiming to be slain in the Holy spirit.

The pastor invoked an altar call and 10 people came forward. He lined them up like bowling pins then after throwing his coat toward them they all fell down like a strike in bowling. This is Spiritual Bowling.

by Runt Of Hell August 18, 2011

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student bowling

When the hallways are clogged like a fat man's arteries and nobody will get the fuck out of your way, so you hold a binder or backpack out in front of you and plow through everyone. Sometimes you don't need a binder or backpack, just your own pissed off self.

Friend: How did you get to class so early? Those dipshits are always standing around in the halls like herds of sheep.
Me: I just did a little student bowling.
Friend: Awesome.

by Blitzqueen August 20, 2014

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