Fartado's Lady

This is the pinnacle of deceit. It is the lowest possible classification found under the umbrella of the category "Sancho". This is a homewrecking act done by a female. In which, a female participates in any sexual act that involves ejaculation with a male that is taken or in a relationship with a distinct female classification. The key part here is, the male that is chosen to complete this grungeful act with HAS to be taken by a female significant other that is either a hooker, prostitute, escort, or any other classification of female that exchanges sexual acts with a predetermined agreement to receive a monetary settlement for this act. This is the crucial part in order to classify as a Fartado's Lady. It is the most vile and vengeful cheating act known to man. Generally this act is done by a female who is cheating to hurt someone (ex boyfriend, bf, etc). Condoms/protection are strictly forbidden, otherwise that defeats the purpose. And yes, escorts do have significant others.

Oh, No Way! That Mexican girl with the fake rrrrumpa clearly is not afraid to admit she had sex with Jaimas boyfriend! She just took down Jaima's whole client list in one swoop! She went for the dagger! Got someone with the 'ol: Fartado's Lady. Someone must have really pissed her off.

by Da Wordsmiff May 31, 2018

cooking fever lady

She is a hot creamy filled lady who would look so good naked and in bed

cooking fever lady is so hot you should of seen her last night she had her huge bajonkers out

by Definately.Not.Sarantis March 13, 2022

Lady Bugs

It’s like butterflies but in your uterus. The equivalent of a girl getting a boner.

The feeling you get when you’re horny and looking at the love of your life..

She gives me lady bugs.

by Sunflower3192 March 5, 2021

lady desert

A well shaven vulva shorn of all pubic

Jeez, I went down in that chick the other night no pubes there, she’s got a right lady desert!

by Major Noshheroff November 7, 2019

Lady nuggets

When a women pulls a tampon out and their partner eats it.

Person 1: Have you tried lady nuggets?

Person 2: Hell yeah! Always a highlight of my friday nights.

by chuckycheesethescarryguy April 18, 2023

Old but young lady

People who’s names start with a d, go to bed really early, too young to drink, like country music, like old movies like the Titanic, and they bully people

this one weird person I know who’s name starts with a D is a old but young lady

by ushdhehshd May 22, 2022

Questionable Ladies

A pair of women who are highly suspected of being lesbian.

Bobby: Check out those two chicks sitting by the fountain.

Paco: You mean the ones that look like they are fresh from the softball field, wearing the work boots with the mullets?

Bobby: Yep...those are some questionable ladies.

Paco: Sí...questionable ladies.

by tendertootheboot July 22, 2011