Ass Halo

The impression the toilet seat leaves on one's ass after sitting for an extended period of time.

I sat on the can playing Tetris for so long that I have an ass halo.

by The Wicked Chica May 12, 2010

Ass Soldier

A person who loves engaging in rim jobs.

Jarrod Michael Palmer is a total Ass soldier.

by Yomomma232 October 12, 2009

Ass Tax

The price levied upon a girlfriend/boyfriend with whom you share a dwelling but which he/she pays no bills.

Tom: "So does Shirley at least pay for the cable?"
Brian: "No...but I levied an ass tax last month."

by oberd September 25, 2008

Hammered ass

Sub par. Well below average. Shitty.

That stripper has a smoking hot body but her face looks like hammered ass. I don't know what happened last night but I feel like hammed ass today.

by Dar-Man March 22, 2012

hoe ass

A very rude ugly annoying person. Can refer to a male or female. In most cases a hoe ass is a little bitch who you want to inflict pain towards

I hate Patrick I wanna fight that hoe ass

by Yomama567782 September 22, 2020

Ass Makeup

The makeup typically used by female dance artists to cover imperfections on their buttocks. Also see Clown Crotch.

Ginger, "Candy, do you have anymore ass makeup for me? My butt is feeling extra pimply today."

Candy, "Sorry, I'm all out. I've been killing it today. Haven't you seen all the clown crotch walking around out there?"

by Dr. Carlos Jones April 21, 2011

pepper ass

Pepper ass is that uncomfortable itchy feeling you get when you don't do a very good job of wiping your rear end. And you usually don't realize it till after you've completed the process in your down the road walking around a bit. It is basically a very itchy butt.

I have the worst case of pepper ass right now!

by Txsbears December 9, 2017