1.The existence of a stripe of poo in a guys underpants, created from not having wiped themselves clean after going for a no 2 and also pulling their underwear up a few times during the day subsequently, thus causing the stripe.
1. Girlf - Oh gross, don't leave your poo stripe pants on my floor
Boyf - Those boxers are stretched out anyway just chuck em, been pulling them up all day
Boyf - Those boxers are stretched out anyway just chuck em, been pulling them up all day
by Honey Monroe July 10, 2011
Get the Poo Stripemug. This is not to replace a traditional shoe but more of a flesh shoe. Now you will need a drunken person to lay flat on the floor face down, and spread the buttucks. The drunken person is to relax as this can be quite painful, now gently work each toe inside the anus one by one until you have all toes inside. Proceed deeper until the whole foot is inside the anus and the persons anus resembles a shoe on your foot. It is not uncommon to hear "do these come in a size 9? " or " does this shoe come in black?"
At this point it is best not to jusge either party in this act , as you should never judge a person til you have walked a mile in their shoes.
At this point it is best not to jusge either party in this act , as you should never judge a person til you have walked a mile in their shoes.
Brian: i can never find a shoe that fits right
Craig : have you tried on a poo shoe?
Brian: no but i would love to wear one...
Craig: i will go get the vodka....
Craig : have you tried on a poo shoe?
Brian: no but i would love to wear one...
Craig: i will go get the vodka....
by Frank Fontain April 19, 2019
Get the poo shoemug. The poo genie is soley to blame for all unexplained excrement left in random parts of a house/flat. It will enter the house/flat during the night, usually after nights out or parties when friends are staying over, and leave an unwanted deposit in the most unlikely of locations.
Damien: "I cant believe you soiled yourself last night james!!"
James: "I didnt!! what makes you say that?"
Damien: "well it is all over the ironing board and it wasnt me!!"
James: "it wasnt me either!!...............oh good lord the poo genie strikes again!!"
James: "I didnt!! what makes you say that?"
Damien: "well it is all over the ironing board and it wasnt me!!"
James: "it wasnt me either!!...............oh good lord the poo genie strikes again!!"
by nemanja August 8, 2007
Get the Poo Geniemug. by Round the world November 18, 2017
Get the missy poomug. 
by Jd Haynes August 25, 2008
Get the poo boxmug. liz lemon: ugh. another poo peat.
kenneth: wow, miss lemon, you're a poo peater today. that's twice w/i the hour. that reminds me of my late and great grandpa and his colon cleanses. he used to mix those with jack daniels and called it milk tea. egads! tell me you didn't eat those brownies from mr. jordan!
liz lemon: oh shi*! (she scurries to the bathroom).
kenneth: wow, miss lemon, you're a poo peater today. that's twice w/i the hour. that reminds me of my late and great grandpa and his colon cleanses. he used to mix those with jack daniels and called it milk tea. egads! tell me you didn't eat those brownies from mr. jordan!
liz lemon: oh shi*! (she scurries to the bathroom).
by heather acq May 6, 2008
Get the poo peatmug.