liz lemon: ugh. another poo peat.
kenneth: wow, miss lemon, you're a poo peater today. that's twice w/i the hour. that reminds me of my late and great grandpa and his colon cleanses. he used to mix those with jack daniels and called it milk tea. egads! tell me you didn't eat those brownies from mr. jordan!
liz lemon: oh shi*! (she scurries to the bathroom).

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz