Scottish "bird" droppings

Whilst standing ontop of the castle in Edinburgh proceed to wank over the edge first person to hit someone below wins if you get caught say it's bird shit

John "Matt got hit by some bird shit"
Stuart "That's not bird shit ,those are some scottish "bird" droppings

by Mr.IKnowYou September 3, 2017

African grey bird

When a old lady with grey hair is jerking off two black guys.

Dude i walked in on my grandma African grey birding our two exchange students from Uganda.

by Wopbamboo August 6, 2021

Monkey in the Bird Cage

A figure of speech used for when someone misplaces something. (Ex. car keys, wallet, phone etc.)

Joe: I lost my car keys, I had them sitting on the table.
Mike: Well, it looks like you done put the monkey in the bird cage.

by Sil3nt_St0rm October 5, 2019

chinese bird feeder

When a guy cums in a girl's ass and then she drips it out into another girl's mouth or into his mouth.

I can't believe these two Puerto Rican girls were down to do a Chinese bird feeder.

by TballCoach June 28, 2014

eyeing my bird

A phrase, (generally used in threats towards other men) saying that someone is looking at your girl.

Generally said in Britain and Australia by dudes trying to start fights in bars.

"Oi mate you eyeing my bird?"

by Irons_In_The_Fire September 20, 2017

calm your bird

Pet birds are loud, obnoxious animals that never shut the fuck up and that seriously harsh the vibe of any social gathering with their screeching orations. You'd be pissed too if you knew how to fly but were stuck in a cage.

Calm your bird means stop freaking out like a caged bird and harshing the vibe. Either shut the fuck up, or go be free elsewhere.

Joe: "MAN DO YOU SEE THAT GUY? I THINK HE LOOKED AT ME MAN. I THINK HE WANTS TO SAY SOMETHING. I'M GONNA GIVE IT TO HIM. I'M GONNA PUT MY FIST RIGHT UP HIS ASS!"

Cool Pete: "Joe. JOE. You're high on acid and cocaine and you saw yourself in the mirror. Calm your bird."

by LicensesToStone May 24, 2016

Angry Birds Chrome

A version of the then-popular Angry Birds designed for the Google Chrome browser. It used to be available at chrome.angrybirds.com but now available as a cache online. It marked the new designs for all the characters. The 2011 version with older cutscenes were later modified to become Angry Birds Volcano and Angry Birds Wonderful Pistachios, which are still playable.

Guy 1: Angry Birds Chrome!
Guy 2: What is that even supposed to mean???
Guy 1: This is the actual Angry Birds game played online just like MinecraftForFree.com.

by JadenTheMoose November 18, 2021