by Chucklehead_85421 January 11, 2023
Get the Feely day mug.The celebratory day where the English conquered the aboriginals and brought them into the world of electricity.
As per tradition - Beers, Barbies and Beaches are general places for gathering and celebrating the now great country.
Terrorist hippies have been noted for attempting to abolish the date, but everyone else is like "Fuck it, it's a day off and I've already bought the snags."
As per tradition - Beers, Barbies and Beaches are general places for gathering and celebrating the now great country.
Terrorist hippies have been noted for attempting to abolish the date, but everyone else is like "Fuck it, it's a day off and I've already bought the snags."
by abboapology January 24, 2023
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Get the Valentine's Day mug.A day when you start one thing, then get distracted by something else - repeatedly. Much like a squirrel that is busy hiding nuts then getting distracted and forgetting where it buried them.
by viennabeo April 8, 2015
Get the squirrel day mug.A day spent fulfilling obligations and responsibilities immediately following a night of heavy drinking and/or abusing other substances
Bro1: "Dude, don't you have band practice tomorrow at 6am?"
Bro2: "Sure do. Just pour me another shot. Straight soldier day."
Bro2: "Sure do. Just pour me another shot. Straight soldier day."
by anon02279er October 7, 2012
Get the soldier day mug.September 15th celebrates the day of every Connel of any spelling and on this day they should be bought presents by anyone around them.
Are you coming over to play soccer? Nah man it’s Connel day I need to take him a gift. What’s that? Connel Day is where you take any Connel a gift. You should go get one too
by LobsterMan123 September 11, 2020
Get the Connel Day mug.Norman "Nick"'s belief that every man jacks off twice a day and if he claims he doesn't then he's a fucking liar. After being called out for his excessive jack off schedule, Norman "Nick" clapped back with this idea and while nobody else has admitted to jacking off twice on a daily basis, Norman "Nick" still deeply believes this idea. In fact, Norman "Nick" feels the need to make up for others who aren't jacking off twice a day so sometimes he'll go three or four times a day just by himself. You may have heard of the multivitamin, "One A Day," think of this jacking off idea as a "Two A Day" in order to ensure the best health for yourself.
Henry: Yo Norman "Nick", you get your two in today?
Norman "Nick": No
Henry: Oh shit, have you gotten any in at all?
Norman "Nick": Dude when I first wake up, I sit in bed for 30 minutes before I get up so that's when I get my first one in
Henry: Oh damnnn, then you get the other in at night so you get your Two A Day in, huh?
Norman "Nick": Yeah
Norman "Nick": No
Henry: Oh shit, have you gotten any in at all?
Norman "Nick": Dude when I first wake up, I sit in bed for 30 minutes before I get up so that's when I get my first one in
Henry: Oh damnnn, then you get the other in at night so you get your Two A Day in, huh?
Norman "Nick": Yeah
by TurnM3Up December 27, 2021
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