Chris Singleton

Chris Singleton is a guy from somerset he his bi sexual and listens to metal and loves f1 (formula 1) racing and gets annoyed when it's interpreted

Have you seen Chris Singleton, yes I have he's watching F1 don't disturb him otherwise he will throw something at you

by Trooper883 February 24, 2023

Chris Caboose

A fit guy who happens to have a big butt. He will likely blame his bootylicious backside on doing squats.

Adam: Have you seen his butt lately? He's turning into a real Chris Caboose!
Bill: Well he does say that every day is squat day...

by meltedcrayons September 14, 2022

Chris

the cockiest person on the planet

Chris thinks he’s the shit. His ego is too high, therefore he’s cocky.

by biven November 28, 2021

chris

the biggest asshole you will ever meet. a fucken pussy, the biggest drama queen. TOXIC WASTE NEED TO GET RID. gaslighter. fucken bitch. will NEVER ADMIT HE IS WRONG. god complex. full of weird fetishes. needs to find another hobby..... PLEASE LEAVE TATI ALONE. thank you. going into teaching for the kids. flawed human. somethings need to be worked on.

chris thinks he is a god.

by devmilflarge February 19, 2022

Chris-Fist'em!

When Chris wont stop fisting himself and other dogs in his neighboorhood.

Ben: Yo what ever happened to Chris after school on friday?
Ryan: I think he was up all night playing "Chris-Fist'em!"

by JGGJR February 21, 2017

Chris

Chris is the finest man i have every seen at my school. He’s athletic plays football and track, I wouldn’t say he’s any good but he has a nice muscly build. He also has braces and curls that low key kinda match my curl pattern.

Person 1: OMG did you see Chris walk by, ugh hes so fine

Person 2: Stfu you talk about him everyday.

by partygetsaslwetter May 16, 2023

Chris

Chris is an asshole dick. An absolute fucking cunt with no friends. Everyone. Hates. Chris. Switches friend groups every day because people get tired of him so quick fucking cunt.

“Oh fuck it’s Chris...”
“Act like you don’t see him.”
Chris, “ Wassup pussy” *puts you in a headlock for no reason*

by BigBoo69 February 13, 2020