Ass Soldier

A person who loves engaging in rim jobs.

Jarrod Michael Palmer is a total Ass soldier.

by Yomomma232 October 12, 2009

Ass Makeup

The makeup typically used by female dance artists to cover imperfections on their buttocks. Also see Clown Crotch.

Ginger, "Candy, do you have anymore ass makeup for me? My butt is feeling extra pimply today."

Candy, "Sorry, I'm all out. I've been killing it today. Haven't you seen all the clown crotch walking around out there?"

by Dr. Carlos Jones April 21, 2011

Laying Ass

The act of taking a very heavy shit.

Dude, when I got to my house, I was laying ass like a mother fucker. It was magnificent, I had to quarantine my bathroom.

by Cpt. Thickens December 2, 2010

Ass Comics

A lower back tattoo, a tramp stamp, etc.

Me: Hey, Tim, aren't you tired of banging the same Old Lady all the time?

Tim: Nah, if I get bored, I flip her over and read the ass comics.

by ML415 December 14, 2010

Ass labia

A single flap found at the anus. Can be used to simulate a vagina. Commonly found in Brazil.

That Brazilian has flawless ass labia, made me forget she was a tranny.

Zoraida is going in for surgery tomorrow to get her ass labia removed.

by Standin69 July 7, 2010

Ass Halo

The impression the toilet seat leaves on one's ass after sitting for an extended period of time.

I sat on the can playing Tetris for so long that I have an ass halo.

by The Wicked Chica May 12, 2010

Ass Kerplunk

When you fill your ass with ball bearings, and then your friends, or work colleagues if your in the office take turns to kidney punch you. For every ball that comes out you get a point, person with the most points wins. If a follow through occurs, the game is re-started.

Anyone for ass kerplunk, i got some malteasers left over from christmas...

by Greg 'Ol', Bailey January 24, 2008